Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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