My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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