oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?