i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low