we're blogging at a bar
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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