If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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