she woke up with a sticky ear
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?