I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.