Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Is it because I queefed?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity