I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.