it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
A bitchslap is in order.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
