They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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