dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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