and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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