Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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