I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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