we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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