i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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