he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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