Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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