last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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