i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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