One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
send nudes
from the living room?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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