Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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