Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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