apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He did a backflip because drugs
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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