i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Enjoy the penises
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Shame - the story of my life.
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