yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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