New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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