Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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