Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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