Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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