I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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