oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I wish I only lived at night.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.