sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You know, be my cock's hype man.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?