i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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