what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just found puke in my bra..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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