The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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