turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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