actually, I'm a sock model
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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