they need to just BURY HIM!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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