Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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