speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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