At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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