guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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