is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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