I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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