my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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