I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm jealous of your bromance
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just forgot I was standing up.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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