he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.