At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
What should our trivia night team be named?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?