Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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