This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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