I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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