Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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