doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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