are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
